Don’t Give Me a Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter What I Say Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt

Don’t Give Me a Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter What I Say turns a dramatic overreaction into peak meme energy. This design captures the chaotic, self-aware tone of Gen Z humor loud, ironic, and aggressively specific. Perfect for fans of unhinged quotes, anti-smoking sarcasm, and text-based memes that make zero sense but somehow say everything. Ideal for anyone who lives in the overlap of internet brainrot, personal boundaries, and shouting into the void with style.

With clean lines and a classic fit, this t-shirt will always keep you looking sharp. Made from midweight cotton with a seam-free body, it's a wardrobe staple. Midweight 100% cotton (Sport Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester) Classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out 170-180gm² / 5.0-5.3oz/yd²