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(On Back) Don’t Give Me a Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter What I Say Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
(On Back) Don’t Give Me a Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter What I Say Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Don’t Give Me a Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter What I Say turns a dramatic overreaction into peak meme energy. This design captures the chaotic, self-aware tone of Gen Z humor loud, ironic, and aggressively specific. Perfect for fans of unhinged quotes, anti-smoking sarcasm, and text-based memes that make zero sense but somehow say everything. Ideal for anyone who lives in the overlap of internet brainrot, personal boundaries, and shouting into the void with style.
A classic hoodie made with spun yarn for softness with a little added stretch. With a large front pouch pocket and double-lined hood, it's perfect for keeping cozy on cooler days. 50% cotton, 50% polyester Classic fit Double-lined hood Soft spun yarn Double-needle stitching Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out 271.25gm² / 8.0oz/yd²
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Size |
A (Length) |
B (Width) |
S |
27.2 in |
20.1 in |
M |
28.0in |
22.0in |
L |
29.1in |
24.0in |
XL |
29.9in |
26.0in |
2XL |
31.1in |
28.0in |
3XL |
31.9in |
29.9in |
4XL |
33.1in |
31.9in |
5XL |
33.9in |
33.9in |
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